Total Medals Earned: 381 (From 82 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,920 Points
Medals Earned: 11/21 (225/390 points)
Cook a Sandwich Order
Cook a Pasta Order
Cook a Pizza Order
Cook a Steak Dinner Order
Cook a Salmon Order
Cook a Zesty Nacho Order
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Cook a Hamburger Order
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/105 points)
Complete Act 1
Complete Act 2
Complete Act 3
Click on both the Credits Heads
Play with cheats
Complete a no-gun-run
All levels on Xtreme Mode (no easy or crazy cheats)
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/145 points)
hidehidehide
one piece of code
two pieces of code
four pieces of code
three pieces of code
five pieces of code
Hide in 5 different places (objects / furniture)
Win the game
Medals Earned: 4/8 (105/415 points)
touch enemy or spike... not sooo clever!
That's the way things work!
mastered the first floor!
found a gun!
kill the first enemy!
kill the Evil End Boss!
maximum level experience!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (35/35 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/440 points)
Complete Lesson of Peace.
Complete Going for the Top.
Complete Enlightenment.
Complete the Koan.
Complete levels 16-25 with a total of 20 preserved drops.
Complete levels 6-15 with a total of 5 preserved drops.
Complete the game without dying or restarting levels more than 10 times total.
Complete levels 31-35 with a total of 20 preserved drops.
Medals Earned: 1/27 (5/1,000 points)
Complete the Tutorial Level
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Discover ancient Skull Statues
Complete Act I
Kill a Gnome in one hit
Complete Act II
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Kill over 100 Gnomes
Complete Act III
Fight the Boss in ACT III
Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
Complete the Game!
Fight the Gnome King!
Collect 15 Precious Gems
Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/400 points)
Why do I punish myself?
Play "Make it as an Artist"
Follow me on Newgrounds
Follow me on Twitter.
...
They hide in your brush, you just have to push 'em out.
FILLING YOUR FAME METER to finally MAKE IT as an Artist.
Paint your masterpiece.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (50/475 points)
Drunken Butterfly
Secret Idea
3 Times in 1 Night
Abstinence
Lover Came Back
Rich Scrooge
The End of Eternity
Medals Earned: 5/8 (50/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle